“And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.” 

#there is a zebra in the pool

(Source: girlwiththeinfinityring)

msmonicacarter:

arandomwhitedude:

people who call you out on the dashboard or through replies or messages for not texting them back are so fucking lame. I just sit there and stare at that shit like

if I wanted to text you guess what…..

would’ve

fuckin

texted

ya

Omg! Or when you post a pic of you and a group of friends somewhere and people who you don’t even fucking hang with are like ‘no invite?’


Uhm, I’m sorry but do you typically hang with me muthafucka? Ugh. Move arine!

Biiiiittttttccccchhhhhhh!
This girl name Julian from my old job did this ALL THE FUCKIN TIME to my IG pictures?!
WHEN THE FUCK HAVE WE EVER HUNG OUT?!

Someone cheats on you, get rid of THEM.

quixon:

That solves ALL fuckshit related problems.

Bitches outchea fighting side chicks because they trying to keep that worthless ass nigga.

Stop it.

Preeeaaaaccchhhhh.